Meeting guys!

I don’t go up to guys! Sorry I don’t slam My business card down!!! Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone with SprintSpeed

Friday night, the trio decides to hit up a sushi joint and chow on some raw foodstuffs. We have a great time being loud and obnoxious in the quiet little back sushi area of the mostly hibachi restaurant sipping drinks and what not as we wait.

From the second I arrive at the spot and we are seated, I could tell that BK was DYING to tell the story about her second date with SF250. I was hoping that she’d post to Lascivious Ladies, but alas still nothing. In any case, the back story is that she met this guy that we call SF (referring to a play on his name) and 250 (for how much he spent on the first date).

They went to pretty trendy side of town for dinner and drinks before the BBQ last weekend. Because it was the first date of a year and half drought, this was a pretty big deal for her. As such, I was available via text the entire time to keep up with the goings-on. During her first bathroom break, she texts “He’s okay, but he talks about himself A LOT” and then goes on to disclose that she’s had four glasses of wine and is having a good time all things considered.

One of the things that he talked a lot about was the progression of his career and his desire to go to law school. Having heard a great deal about my journey to get to this point, BK knew more about tiers, rankings, reputation and job placement associated with it all than the average non-JDer. She went at him with a series of questions about his career path and why he was choosing law after an already
lucrative position in the military. ….essentially dude is all about the “prestige” of a degree even if it means getting it from a degree factory. UGH, KNOW WHY YOU WANT TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL BBEEEEFFFOOORRREEE YOU SIGN ON THE $100,000 LINE! lol!

Despite the BK face that he got for that response, she stayed through dessert and went to a wine bar with him to cap off the night. Homie even got a little smoochie poo on the lips! (Ms. Germaphobe gave him mouth to mouth contact?! OMG!)

She must’ve left a great impression because dude blew up her phone all week trying to get up with her again. BK finally agrees to a date on Thursday night and takes off back to the same area to meet him. They have some fun, see a great movie, grab a couple of drinks and at the end of the night they have their “wrap up talk”…you know the end of the night chit-chat before you go. Anyway, so dude asks her to spend the night at his house and out of nowhere just reaches out and:

To which BK goes:

Needless to say, he’s walking with a limp… lol.

So back to the text post above, after sushi we head to a bar/grill for a couple of drinks and run into some members of The Crab Crew. Chester is sitting at our table listening to BK banter about her date. Poca jumps in, “You should totally put yourself out there and like go up to a guy and holla.”

BK scrunches up her face and looks her dead in the eye as she says, “I don’t go up to guys! Sorry I don’t slam My business card down!!!” I laughed so hard I almost felt the “pees” come out! No lie!

Other notable items from Friday night:
~Biker girls look rough! Not all, but the ones at the bar/grill that night were.
~Tunics are not dresses! Please know when to pair your shirt with tights or shorts. Thanks!
~It is not polite to offer to pop someone else’s whitehead ESPECIALLY if you don’t know him.
~If someone puts something on your tab that you don’t want to pay for, it’s kind of punkish to complain to them and still pay for it in the end…. particularly if he’s supposed to be your boy.
~Men with guns that sit at the table next to you (he was a cop) have a way of getting girls to quiet down INSTANTLY!
~Poca carries rum in her purse, that’s normal. Not knowing Poca carries rum in her purse and hearing her order “Just Diet Coke” is hilarious. Chester was even taken back by that.

~ by Esq. on July 17, 2009.